Happy New Year's Eve Day to everyone,
near and far,
tall and short,
narrow and wide,
red, white, blue, chartreuse, brown, black, purple, crimson, and even orange,
here and there and everywhere.
May you be full of joy and vinegar today; elation and celebration tonight; and health, happiness, and clear-headedness tomorrow. And let's not forget to toast the designated nondrinking drivers keeping those we love safe from harm.