I thought I'd hunt down a photo of the Sniper Santa ornament. Gotta tell you -- a whole new world is revealed when you type in Sniper Santa on google.
For instance, did you know there's a Sniper Santa video game?
And a Sniper Santa video?
And then there's Santa in a gilley suit. (Scroll down to the ninth photo on this look at what Santa does the other 364 days a year.)
To round things out and keep things real, go read Jerome Starkey's piece, dateline Afghanistan, December 26, 2007, about Santa hats and snipers.
After that, go bake some Christmas cookies and get over your bad self.