October 26, 2008

Zombie epidemic worsens

LOUISVILLE, KY: An amateur photographer took this shot a few minutes ago at the ticket office at Iroquois Park amphitheater.

Some reports say the zombies are getting more aggressive with each sighting.

Calmer heads urge residents to hie themselves to Iroquois Park. Surely an appeal to their better natures will cause zombies to turn away from murderous impulses and rejoin civilized human society. The box office opens at 6:00 p. m.; gates open at 7:00; so time is of the essence. Reports are coming in of a zombie plan to leave the amphitheater around 9:30 tonight and spread out across not only Louisville and neighboring counties but to cross on the Ohio River bridges into Indiana.

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