In the interest of journalistic integrity, I'm recommending that all of my readers pop over now to the only blog I've found that's written by a possum.
Be forewarned; he's an angry possum. He takes the daily slaughtering of his kind by vehicles on I-95 to heart.
Actually, he hasn't blogged in nearly two years, so it's possible he himself walked down that long lonesome highway late one night and forgot to watch for headlights. But what do you expect? He's a POSSUM, for heaven's sake. And while he was quick to point out that he and his kind have opposable thumbs, he neglected to mention their total incompetence when it comes to evaluating how fast a piece of machinery is coming toward them.