October 26, 2008

Wedding tragedy ends in zombies

LOUISVILLE, KY: In a cruel twist of fate, a bride who killed herself in despair after being left at the altar will spend eternity as a bride.

The virus that, it appears, is turning the newly dead into zombies all across the country has reached Louisville. As she died, this bride was afflicted. In turn, she immediately turned and bit her grandmother, pictured here in an alluring polyester crepe evening gown with sheer sleeves, over-sized bow, and knife-pleated floor-length skirt.

The pair was last seen heading back into the church. Be warned: they are teethed and dangerous.

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