October 28, 2008

Source of zombie infection?




LOUISVILLE, KY: Scientists say the zombie invasion in Louisville may be caused by a virus brought to earth by the spacecraft pictured above.

Thought to be a Mars probe, the machine crashed outside the amphitheater at Iroquois Park in Louisville on Friday afternoon. Rocks, apparently once carried in the capsule, spilled onto the lawn on impact. The rocks continue to glow with a weird pulsing phosphorescence.

The zombies are thought to be hiding in the woods around the amphitheater. More photos will be published as they become available.

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