October 28, 2008

Additional zombie threat?

LOUISVILLE, KY: A local photographer risked life and limb to capture this photo of what appears to be zombies engaged in hunger of a different sort.

Scientists vigorously dispute the idea that zombies can reproduce, insisting that their only urge is to find fresh protein, preferably carnivorous human beings. They will also eat vegetarians but smack their lips and growl less while doing so.

Are zombies mutating toward possible procreation? God help us if it is true.

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