October 29, 2008

Louisville schools now infested?

LOUISVILLE, KY. Although school officials deny it, a glance at these photos confirms that zombies are infesting the schools in Louisville.

The community has begun to ask itself how long this can continue.

All concerned citizens are urged to attend the community meeting tomorrow evening (October 29, 2008) at the Iroquois Park amphitheater. The curtain rises at 8:00. Tickets are a mere $22. (Surely your community's safety is worth that much.)

Additional meetings will take place on October 30 and 31 at the same time and place. You're encouraged to attend all three. Dress warmly. Not only will doing so protect you from frostbite but it will also offer a bit of protection in case zombies storm the amphitheater.

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